Slick and Wet

I was checking out this product today with an insertable, long bullet. I pulled the bullet out of the mini-vibe to check out what kind of batteries were used. The bullet was covered in clear lubricant. Ewww. What if the Wang Ba's father stuck it in somewhere and then quickly shoved it back in the vibe? I panicked about having my hand covered with this oily lubricant. No one could say why it was wet.