SHAmeslessly Huáng

25 mars 2010

Just another task

Mascha is Skyping with one of the guys in the Big Office. It's just technological Chinese chatter for me (at the moment!). She turns and asks, "One-Man Team, can you buy a lot of condoms online now?" "Ehhh?????" French condoms then? I am curious to the...

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17 mars 2010

Party at the Big Boss's

The Big Boss tends to invite us to "Company" outings on really last-minute notice. When we hear about these outings, the words "spa" or "massage" are involved. He is very excited about these sorts of outings and encourages us to invite our respective...

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15 mars 2010

Editor + HR

I come up with English language content that gets translated into Japanese and Chinese for commercial purposes. I am not sure how it sounds in Japanese or Chinese because I am writing for an English-speaking adult toy market. The Boss has added new responsibilities...

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9 mars 2010

The Z-Visa - 1

Pusher and I went to the health inspection at SITHC way out west in preparation for getting our Z-visas. My last entry is in May, so hopefully I can get my Z-visa stuff sorted by then. I just need to get my diploma, which my university has never officially...

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5 mars 2010

::ahem:: I Might Need A Sample of That

Right now they design team is interviewing a German illustrator to do some drawings for the Japanese market. We just had to explain to him how a masturbation sleeve worked and how this certain model had a bullet attached. This was quite fascinating and...

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4 mars 2010

Emergency! Big O Needed NOW

When you are in dire need, do you go straight for your medicine chest or smash the glass to activate the AED (which basically tells you what to do when you turn it on like "place nodes on chest")? The masses out there must be desperate to get off or they...

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26 février 2010

Fleshlights Shedding Light

"So for all you ladies out there who love their rabbits be warned we have our own weapon now!! BUY THIS!!!!" I have no idea how most of this stuff works. Correction. All this stuff. The research I do on these products is basically a learning experience...

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9 février 2010

Self-Warming Vibrators

I am having quite a time researching and looking up reviews for self-warming vibrators. This is the kind that you turn on or plug in and it warms up to 40 degrees Celsius or something. Not the kind that "sustains" warmth it gets from body heat or dipping...

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9 février 2010

Time for a Field Trip

Since the publication of the latest That's Shanghai article, "Please Yourself: Shanghai Sex Toys," it might be time for a field trip and research on the local market. Plus, we should also be checking out the available shelf space for our amazingly designed...

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5 février 2010

Chinese New Year Already Starting

The Big Office is bringing us gifts for Chinese New Year. Fonzo got us some massage coupons, but they expire right before the end of February. So soon! Those Chinese companies really want to make sure you either use their coupons or - better yet - forget...

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